The Looking Glass

Jordan Simon
At 20 years of age, Jordan Simon is a limited edition Junior-year creative writing major, complete with mono-tones and Kung Fu Grip. He prefers the simple pleasures of a good book and warm tea...when he’s not busy ‘sinking fleets’ and ‘turning children into key chains’, in the hallowed name of the flying spaghetti monster. Jordan enjoys the act of writing horror-fiction with the fiery intensity of one thousand George Foreman grills and he uses a mix drink of 1 part creativity and 99 parts depravity to prove to his readers that his IQ is not his age. As member of the Shires Press Publishing Program, Jordan’s fiction novel, Project: Eve, is set for publication in spring of 2019. Somewhere between now and wrestling a real, live bear -it can be a tiny one-, Jordan hopes to one day have his very own theme song -professionally composed in a cacophony of bat squeaks.

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer

Dec 10, 2018
The Investigation (short story) Part 2 of 2 (Story)
Dec 10, 2018
The Investigation (short story) Part 1 of 2 (Story)
Dec 07, 2018
Simon Sez – Signing Off (for now) (Story)
Dec 07, 2018
The 8th Annual Sarnoff Speech Contest (Story)
Nov 28, 2018
Simon Sez: Getting Through an End-of-the-Year Rut (Story)
Nov 11, 2018
The Woes of College Suitemates (Story)
Nov 02, 2018
How To: Midterms (Story)
Oct 22, 2018
How to Survive a Horror Movie Plot (Story)
Oct 01, 2018
Simon Sez: Frozen (Story)
Sep 26, 2018
Simon Sez: Avengers – Infinity War (Story)
Sep 17, 2018
Simon Sez – “A Quiet Place” Review (Story)
May 03, 2018
Post-Poetry Palooza: My thoughts (Story)
Apr 24, 2018
‘True’ Facts about THE Jordan Simon (Story)
Apr 17, 2018
Poetry Palooza (Story)
Apr 04, 2018
Little Red Has Evolved (Story)
Mar 22, 2018
“Frozen” (Story)
Mar 12, 2018
Trudging through this time of year.. (Story)
Feb 27, 2018
SVC utilizing Laumeister Art Center donation (Story)
Feb 13, 2018
Enter to win the Haiku Contest by 2/16! (Story)
Apr 10, 2017
Bernie Sanders: Guardian of Your Wallet (Story)
Mar 26, 2017
The ‘Social Experiment — Part 3 (Story)
Mar 22, 2017
The ‘Social’ Experiment –– Part 2 (Story)
Feb 21, 2017
The ‘Social’ Experiment- Part One (Story)
Feb 08, 2017
Lab Rat (Story)
Feb 04, 2017
Hide and Seek, Find and Reap (Story)
Dec 12, 2016
One Big Trump-Shaped Problem (Story)
Oct 16, 2016
He’ll Stab Me From the Front (Story)
Oct 14, 2016
Not-So-Little Red (Story)
Sep 26, 2016
Gutting: Harry Potter (Story)